Don’t be Salty.

Ok. I’m a little sweaty. I’m not even sure where to start with this. First I’ll start with the fact that I have a new found love for any man that has OCD. Ohhhh, ok so you love a clean house and can’t fully focus until every pillow is perfect. Your fridge has to be spotless, and all labels facing in the same direction, yes…… keep talking. This is like my new favorite sexy talk. I mean, I never even thought about this in my single years! Find a man with OCD! What some think of as a weakness could be your very winning secret ingredient to reap the rewards of the perfect match. (Well that is if you’re not a messy girl, if you are, that will never work out.)

Single ladies listen up, this is the answer you’ve been looking for! This blog is for you! Don’t waste your time dating guys who don’t even make their beds! Forget about dick pics and dirty text talk. Find a man with OCD and let him send you pics of his perfectly organized closet, or his beyond organized refrigerator. I mean you should welcome any pics of said OCD guy, like laying in a crisp white towel with clean folded clothes perfectly stacked around him. Or maybe like a shirtless cleaning selfie. Whatever does it for you. Any of the above sounds like a dream to me.

These guys exist. You may not know any, and they may even go unnoticed. You can’t always judge a book by its cover. You may think the perfect man in a custom tailored suit is beyond clean because he looks and smells good. Perhaps at home his bathroom is disgusting and he has globs of toothpaste in his sink. You also may meet a man who has hot topic hair, a hot bod, and a messy car, but he can’t sleep with dishes in the sink. Unfortunately, you may not find these things out until a bit into dating perhaps and this is why I’m telling you now.

Leave dishes in the sink and see if he freaks. Or piles of laundry on your closet floor. (I would not be able to complete such task because I would semi freak out if it didn’t get done in a timely manner and just do it, which would foil my plan.) I don’t know. Whatever you do, don’t tell him you feel the same way. He could just be “me too” ing you. The proof is in the unexpected hangouts, and background of casual pics. Go through any pic he has ever sent and check for a perfect background. If something is out of place, he’s busted. Can’t have OCD and have a selfie with a messy background.

Also. Last but not least. If you find a man who likes to clean, or fuck it, who NEEDS to clean to function properly. Well my dear you’ve just won the boyfriend/husband lottery. Oh and also, I get there are some people with OCD that struggle with serious daily activity problems, don’t be mad. I’m not talking about you. I’m only speaking about hot guys with OCD cleaning problems. #thankyounext➡️