So I was chatting with a friend and they mentioned someone they knew was going Apple Picking this weekend. I still think this is the dumbest fucking waste of time. Do not get me wrong, I love being outside and nature type things. Well besides bugs that jump/fly. Jump flying is awful, it’s like aContinue reading “Apple Picker.”
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Watch the tram car please.
I love the beach. The sand is so soft and warm. Yes, ok sometimes it’s terribly hot in late July and August and it feels like you are walking on hot coals as part of a weird contest or initiation, but….. details. Anyway, it parts and falls perfectly around your bare feet when you walkContinue reading “Watch the tram car please.”
Don’t be Salty.
Yes please…. #publicserviceannouncement Ok. I’m a little sweaty. I’m not even sure where to start with this. First I’ll start with the fact that I have a new found love for any man that has OCD. Ohhhh, ok so you love a clean house and can’t fully focus until every pillow is perfect. Your fridgeContinue reading “Don’t be Salty.”
It’s a boy
Let me just start by saying I really love my son. Like beyond words, he has always been the apple of my eye. The calm to my storm, anddd my favorite human to snuggle. His voice is calm and he always knew just the right thing to say. He is 9 1/2 and there isContinue reading “It’s a boy”
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