Tag Archives: #family

Apple Picker.

So I was chatting with a friend and they mentioned someone they knew was going Apple Picking this weekend. I still think this is the dumbest fucking waste of time. Do not get me wrong, I love being outside and nature type things. Well besides bugs that jump/fly. Jump flying is awful, it’s like aContinue reading “Apple Picker.”

Watch the tram car please.

I love the beach. The sand is so soft and warm. Yes, ok sometimes it’s terribly hot in late July and August and it feels like you are walking on hot coals as part of a weird contest or initiation, but….. details. Anyway, it parts and falls perfectly around your bare feet when you walkContinue reading “Watch the tram car please.”

Eerie Emma.

My five year old daughter loves scary movies and creepy shows. I mean she is only five! She can litcherally watch an episode of goosebumps and fall asleep. Meanwhile, my nine year old son covers all the vents in his room because he watched “IT” last Halloween with my not so brilliant husband. 🙄 LastContinue reading “Eerie Emma.”

Over it

Ok so I was feeling the kids I guess when I wrote my last blog post but day 3 into summer vacation has me un-obsessed. I swear, these little evil creatures are trying to turn me into an alcoholic and sabotage my clean eating. My middle eats 94 snacks a day. Everytime I turn around.Continue reading “Over it”

golden hour

You’re 13 or 14, the sun is setting and it’s casting its magical last bit of life onto something so cliché. They call it the “golden hour” in the photography world I think? Not to be confused with a “golden shower,” that’s totally different… You are rolling with you’re favorite crew. Or actually I thinkContinue reading “golden hour”

Almost

Ok, I swear, no more eating healthy, not drinking cocktails, or working out post. It’s not a super crowd pleaser. For some reason no one besides everyone that goes to my gym wants to hear about it…. Anddddd people hate when I dont drink. I must be incredibly boring sober. LOL. Let’s talk about aContinue reading “Almost”

It’s a boy

Let me just start by saying I really love my son. Like beyond words, he has always been the apple of my eye. The calm to my storm, anddd my favorite human to snuggle. His voice is calm and he always knew just the right thing to say. He is 9 1/2 and there isContinue reading “It’s a boy”

Johnny Hancock

Went home today today sign my life away. Litcherally. I had to go sign my Living Will. You can never be too sure so better safe than sorry. Anyway more on that in a bit. When I’m driving on my old country roads that I learned to drive my car on, I can’t help butContinue reading “Johnny Hancock”