Almost

Ok, I swear, no more eating healthy, not drinking cocktails, or working out post. It’s not a super crowd pleaser. For some reason no one besides everyone that goes to my gym wants to hear about it…. Anddddd people hate when I dont drink. I must be incredibly boring sober. LOL. Let’s talk about a more pressing issue. Summer vacation. I kept all the kids home today because it was my littlest last day of prek. (So sad) in my mind I pictured us all sleeping in since I litcherally wrestle them out of bed at 720 every morning to get ready for school, I pictured us all snuggling, and the kids watching their favorite Netflix show while I whip up their favorite breakfast of pillsbury cinnamon rolls. I then imagined we would roll to the beach club immediately after the prek grad water balloon toss.

Scratch all of that. Kids were up before me. As soon as they laid eyes on me the first thing out of their mouths was not good morning! Or mommy! Or even hi! It was, “we’re hungry….” Moms have zero seconds between opening their eyes and springing into action. If you aren’t a mom and wake up and no one expects anything from you before you pee, fuck you. So I make my incredibly adorable children breakfast and then I look for some coffee. I always prep it and set the timer the night before for my so appreciative husband. (Being sarcastic) It’s 9 out of 10 times cold by the time I get to it. Which is sort of sad since it’s my favorite thing in the world.

After I warm up my coffee 16x before I give up and dump it in the sink. I bring the littlest to her last day of pre k and then head to the gym with my middle. My oldest who mostly refers to me as “bruh,” stays home to watch Netflix and chill. (Eye roll) Ok fine anyway fast forward a couple hours to coffee coolatas that went to waste, Barnes and noble trip, and no beach club. Oh, anddddd a massive headache given to me as a group effort.

Next Thursday is the last day of school. After that everyday will probably look pretty similar to today. Minus the no beach thing. We will definitely be going to the beach because I think it will be my only place of sanity and also if they are at the beach all day, they can’t destroy my house. Which makes me happy. Oh and let me just end this post with, I’m so blessed, so no one gets all angry.