Over it

#summertime

Ok so I was feeling the kids I guess when I wrote my last blog post but day 3 into summer vacation has me un-obsessed. I swear, these little evil creatures are trying to turn me into an alcoholic and sabotage my clean eating. My middle eats 94 snacks a day. Everytime I turn around. “Can I have a snack???? I‘m starving!” She litcherally has ZERO clue what it even feels like to be starving! My oldest is always kissing my ass in the hopes I’ll let him get lost in his iPad for the entire back half of the day. Or take him to Barnes and Noble so he (I) can buy a book and he can read it in 1 hour. My youngest just whines allllllllll day. She would really just rather no one else was home besides the two of us. (I slightly agree)

By 1:30pm I’m debating a cocktail and some “foofy” grub. Yesterday I think they may have asked me in total about 350 questions. Then my husband came home and proceeded to ask me another 150 super annoying questions. Why doesn’t anyone ask me fun questions??? Like, “why does your hair look so perfect today?” Or, “how come the house is always so clean?” Instead of, “did sprinklers go on today?” “Is it garbage day?” “Why didn’t the contractor show up again?” I just got back from a weekend alone trip to see my brother and I was feeling like I really missed everyone. Maybe I need to make it a regular bi-monthly thing. Moms need alone time. Fact.

Ok fine so what I’m at the beach club today, sounds fancy, and is a little bit. Although I didn’t realize because it is 20 mins from my house I didn’t think I’d see anyone I know really. I also don’t really know too many people because we just moved here 2 years ago. (I’m more than ok with not knowing a ton of people) Fast forward I’ve already run into two terrible ladies I have crossed paths with through my sons club soccer and these asshole kids that were on the school bus with my kids. 🙄 Being at the beach most times is the opposite of relaxing. I haven’t read a single page of the book in my bag. I have sand in my mouth from my own kids and their little sandy hands so close to my face. And. They keep asking me for more snacks. Not to mention my youngest is on a mission to possibly get caught in a rip current, so I’m also a full time lifeguard today.

I’m so blessed. 🙌🏻❤️ here’s to 60 more days of making sandy memories with these adorable creatures.

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